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Desperate Measures

September 2, 2009

15th Dec 2006

20070920 BankruptcyOur finances being in dire straits have decided on desperate remedial action.

Have decided to offer Mrs D’s services to anyone who may be interested (what with buying all these Xmas pressies for the Grandkids, we need the extra cash!)

Am considering placing following ad in local newsagents

Vintage model (late 50’s), in good condition (bodywork in need of slight touching up).

A bit slow to start at times, but once the engine has warmed up, a good little runner still.

Has been regularly serviced by current owner – (makes occasional rattling noise, but this is easily fixed by adding Merlot to the tank.)

Available for rent on hourly basis, interested parties should contact current owner for details of charges.

Those wishing a trial run before committing to hire, must leave deposit with current owner.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. September 2, 2009 2:15 am

    Has Mrs. D proofread this before publication?

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